haircut, woman vs man

TWO WOMEN TALKING:

Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror.
I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but
I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you
could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I
think. I
was
actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my
long
neck.

Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything
to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.

Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your
shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms,
see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes
to fit me so much easier.



HOW TWO MEN TALKING

Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah.