SocialSpark is Live!

Hello guys i guess the time has just now arrived,Yes bloggers SocialSpark is now live. I have already signed up with them and if you haven’t done so, I think it’s time because its already very late.

What I liked very much about SocialSpark is a lot actually. I liked the idea that you can view the advertisers profile and leave comments to the them. I also like the idea that you can gain many friendsand grow your network afterall bloggers should have a wide network with the advertisers since both of them depend on each other. SocialSpark is a one big community. And of course the bloggers and advertisers are simply sensational.

The one thing that keeps it backwards is that you have to pick the slot and if you are not lucky enough to get the them you will lose the opportunity even if it stays in front of you.

I have this suggestion for how IZEA can make it better for me and maybe for the others too who are still not used to this ‘waiting for slot’ thing, is to make this straightforward. If it’s not available, then so be it. If it can be taken, let it be and reviewed.

But as a whole, SocialSpark is very unique and creative. Please check out my profile and maybe you can give me a prop.. By the way, this is a new term for me, ‘prop’. Thanks to my friend Andy Beard for letting me know what it means. Let me know what you think about this new craze, ok?

I guess the topic is intresting and useful to you.Try to make the full use of it.

Thank you......

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Gonorrhea

"Doc, I think my son has gonorrhea," a patient told his urologist on the phone. "The only woman he's screwed is our maid."

"Ok, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the medic soothed. "Get him in here right away and I'll take care of him."

"But, Doc. I've been screwing the maid too and I've got the same symptoms he has."

"Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up." Replied the doctor. "Well," the man admitted, " I think my wife
now has it too."

"Son of a b!tch!" the physician roared. "That means we've all got it!"

Advantage of BF site for lowcost shopping

Hello guys everyone knows that christamas gifts are always exciting to us.What if we could get them at low cost that too sitting inside our home.Yes you have the opportunity with this site.I saw this site while i was browsing through the internet.I would like everyone to make the full use of it.
SO what you have to actually do to get benifited is.Just log on to the site.You will find the humpty no of advertisers,you can pick your favourite one.My favourite is amazon.com.So whenever there is any offer in that particular shaopping site it will be intented to you through email also.So you can purchase them.Especially during the black friday that is the day after thanksgiving.The main advantage of this site is that the people doesent have to stand in long queues to buy the items.As you know if some product is launched in to the market we should stand in long queues from early morning 5am.Even now also you cant be guranteed the product.But now the situation is upside down since you will not only get the product without much stress but also with a very good discount raates.Is'nt icing on the cake.As far as im concerned cyber monday does the job at its excellence.There are also many other sites around the internet.Some of the main advertisers in these sites are Buy.com,amazon.com,applestore,etc...

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Sin?

The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is it, child?" The girl said, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am." The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake."

SinRex-Enhancement Product

Hello people i found this site while i was browsing the internet.It is actually about product that deals with penis enlargement and stuffs like that.

SinRex is the name of the product.It is the worlds first penis enlargement pills with Dual Synergy Performance. It has a specially designed formula that aims to combine effective and potent ingredients in a multi-capsule supplement. SinRex Dual Supplement System provides you with better, stronger and larger erections as well as ensures overall male health and longevity. Its powerful nutrients and potent herbal agents work to stimulate male libido and increase hormonal levels.

With over 60% of men suffering from small penis syndrome, it can often come in between you and your partner. You may lack the confidence necessary to perform at your peak performance, and this is often a result of size. SinRex has a powerful Dual Complex Formula which combines powerful agents from to capsules to give you a larger penis and better health. While some male enhancement pills only look to increase erection size, SinRex is the first to improve overall sexual performance and appeal, giving you more confidence.

Clinically proven as the worlds most effective penis extender pill , SinRex out performs most male enhancement supplements available to date. L-Arginine the main ingredient in SinRex is a semi-essential amino acid which focuses on improving male libido and increases levels of testosterone. SinRex uses the most powerful herbal extracts directly imported and manufactured in the United States.

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Baldness

During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness. After a brief pause, the barber leaned over and confided that the best thing he'd come across was, er, female juices. "But you're balder than I am," protested the customer. "True," admitted the barber, "but you've gotta admit I've got one hell of a mustache!"

PayPerPost A Boon To Bloggers

Hellllo0000000 gentleman and ladies here is a very very intresting thing that im gonna talk about.So people who hops to this page just wait a second and look around for someting intresting that can change your view to blogging.AAAhhh yes PayPerPost.com is a website that links bloggers and advertisers.This is a new type of advertising.The advertisers chose this way since it seems to be very economical for them.Also bloggers found this as a good revenue generating way.

Now i will expalin the whole concept.First you should own a blog.You should submit the blog for approval.The blog will be approved if it meets the minimum requirements.The minimum requirements are given at the site itself.Also you must accept the terms of services before you could write reviews through payperpost.

This way of marketing is called blog marketing.Alright once your blog is approved the opportunities will be there at your login.Based on you page worth the number of available opportunities increases.Once you started writing the reviews for payperpost you will start to earn a considerable amount of money.

So what is that you are waiting for just move ahead and grow by joining payperpost.I guess the information provided is useful try to make the full use of it.

Lawyer's Money

A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can't take it with you."

After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillow cases. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven.

Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer's wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two forgotten pillow cases stuffed with cash.

"Oh, that darned old fool," she exclaimed. "I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement."

DERMALOGICA

Hi dudes while i was browsing around the websites i found this site.I actually was searching for a good skin care site for my sister.And on my way i found this site.Dermalogica is one of the world's favourite salon brand, is now available at The Facial Company''s online store. As an introductory offer they offer 20% off + 3 samples + FREE Shipping within Australia when customers spend $185 or more without any offer. The facial company also offers one of the most generous loyalty programs available.It is a skin care research system developed by international dermal institute.It is known widely as professionals choice.

Dermalogica is actually not about pampering or luxury.It is nothing more than like brushing your teeth or washing your hair.Being in this field we know that consumers want results not frilly packaging or overblown hype.


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Gatorphobia

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!"

"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"

"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.

About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?"

"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said.

"The sharks got 'em."

Monex Family-Silver

Hello folks every one knows gold and silver are one of the finest investment.There is a company named Monex Deposit Company (MDC) through which you can actually purchase silver, gold or other precious metals and coins for immediate personal delivery or arrange for convenient and safe storage at an independent bank or depository.This Monex have been America’s gold, silver and precious metals investment leader for the past 30 years.

The company provide this gold and silver as investment product in the form of ingots.Ingots are generally silver or gold ingots of pure bullion cast in a convenient size and shape. Why they say this time is the right time to invest in gold or silver is because the World demand for silver now exceeds annual production, and has every year since 1990.

Every one knows one of the best way to preserve one's wealth and purchsing power is determined by his ability to buy gold.That too gold bullions are somewhat unique investments.
From the time of ancient Egyptians, Greeks and Romans to more modern times, man has had an affinity for gold bullion.Today also the gold proven ability to diversify investments, protect wealth and preserve one’s purchasing power in the form of gold bars.

After the end of second world war the U.S. government dumped billions and billions of stock of silver on to the world market and brought down the price of silver bars.Once they were the largest stockpiler of silver on the planet,but today silver hoard is gone . . . and now the U.S. government is a silver buyer.Thats why silver bars represents an outstanding investment opportunity now a days.so make use of this opportunity and get benifited through Monex Deposit Company (MDC).

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Importance of a word

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."

"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done," replies Steve.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor. "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind--either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."

"Well, OK," says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"

So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading toward him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

"Hi there," says Steve, "looks as if you've just had the same operation as me." "Well," says the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised." Steve stares at him in horror and screams, "Sh!t! THAT'S the word!"

Wrong Thing

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London.

The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?"

The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired." The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"

The soldier didn't say anything else. He leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier. An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road.

And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong b!tch out of the window."