CONTROLING THE WORLD WITH A DEVICE IN YOUR PALM

The mobile phone is one of the greatest inventions in the 20^th century. Communication has been made so easy that you can speak to a person, anywhere in the world.

The 9cm device has bemused most us with all its characteristics. With the advent of the 3G technology in most of the countries, now you can watch TV in your mobile, browse the internet at over 2Mbps speed maximum, store more than 1000 songs and listen whenever you want, take pictures more clearer than a digital camera, make a video call to anywhere in the world, and you can also make a call to anyone. The last one was the only facility a mobile phone had a few years ago but now it has been overshadowed by all the above mentioned qualities.

English purists have already raised their concern that text messaging by the youth of today is destroying the English language. This is a ridiculous claim because languages are an evolving phenomenon and there need not be any moral policing in this area because language is just a means for communication and being comfortable and trendy is more important. So why ponder over these things instead we can make use of man’s greatest inventions to control the world.

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT!!!!!!!!!

WHAT IS LOVE?

I am sure most of you out their, would be having a lot of questions about “love”. If you ask a poet, he will say that love is eternal and sacred.

If you ask a businessman he would say that love is like a million dollar tax waiver.

If you ask a student he would say that love is like an exam and it needs a lot of hard work and even if you work hard you are sure to fail.

Love means different things to different people. This is the beauty of love, isn’t it? Have you ever heard your friend say that he was swept off his feet the moment he saw her girl. I have heard many and I have felt the same way at least twice in my life. But do you really think this is love, I strongly deny it because it is just because of the secretion of “AMPHETAMINES” by your brain. This is the main chemical which arouses sexual feeling and falling in love at the first sight means that you are sexually attracted to her. So don’t worry if she does not reciprocate your love, because there are lots of girls out there who can sweep you off the feet in the future. Even I am waiting for someone like that. Cheers.

SAVE PAPER; READ BOOKS FROM THE INTERNET!

Yes, this is the latest sensation in the internet world. Google, which has made all the information in the world just a click away, has now made a foray into digitizing the books. The book publishers think that is their death-knell but on the contrary Google is a responsible organization and has a plan prepared. The authors whose books are a damp squib in the market would also get a very reasonable amount for publishing their book online. Most of the books which have remained in the dusty shelves of a library are being given a new life by digitizing them. History teaches us one thing clearly, that is, if there is a change in the right direction then there will be opposition from all the quarters but when the dust settles down everyone would want their piece of share in that success. Google will definitely change the way people read books in the future.